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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:30

Nuts and Butts
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?
No, not a chance
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
—
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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